Posted by
Sandspur on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 12:35:44 PM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! As cameras rolled, Democratic bosses didn't bother to hide the spit-eating grins on their faces. Triumphant, dominant, omnipotent. Victors of the legislative StuporBowl, now headed for a safer ride with lesser peons at DisneyWorld.
These were the masters of the Senate, if not all humanity. Three committee chairmen who, with Houdini Harry Reid (NV), had fought and bought their way from a deadlocked chamber to a magical win for the Gyper, aka President Obama. The illustrious trio --
DURTY OLD ROMEO Max Baucus, czar of tax-writing Finance, who recommended his live-in girl friend for a job as Montana's U.S. attorney but withdrew her nomination in the face of bad publicity. In response to a posting in the Billings Gazette, a voter wrote: "His 'residence' (in Montana) is his name on his mom's house deed. He has a big beautiful home in D.C. . .the only time we ever saw ol' Max out and about is during his election cycles. He has ignored Montana. . ." Said another: "Baucus doesn't care if he commits political suicide, he can always become a lobbyist."
THE BEE KING, Tom Harkin (IA), who finally ascended to the Health throne with the passing of Sen. Ted Kennedy (MA). The problem: his therapeutic knowledge is limited to a zealous pursuit of "alternative medicine", launched when a "guy from Arizona" told him bee-pollen capsules could cure the lawmaker's allergies (to humility and truth?). Harkin gulped 250 pills over the next five days, and buzzed the ailment was gone. Since then, according to a U.S. News report, he's diverted several million dollars out of the NIH research hive each year to study unconventional therapies -- a worthy field, but not when recklessly shoved down health professionals' throats with Harkin's usual red pepper.
SUBPRIME SOLON, Tom Dodd (CT), an enabler of the junk mortgage boom which caused the current recession, who then profited from his Banking, Labor & Pensions honcho clout by securing favorable mortgage loans on his own real estate properties. A voter favorite (Not!), he tried to patch his reputation by designating $100 million for a Connecticut hospital in the health takeover bill. The general reaction was, that's all?
FOURTH PLACE went to campaign-meister Chuck Schumer, New Jersey mouth, who was caught cursing a flight attendant for not allowing him more time on his cell-phone than common passengers. Apparently he showed up due to a Pavlovian response to TV cameras. He even shoved aside Sen. Richard Durbin (IL), Reid's parrot-like deputy.
Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), who bragged of bagging $300 million instead of a measly $100 million and then insisted she couldn't be bought, must have stirred glee from Huey Long's ghost, fluttering in some deserted Capitol corridor. Neither she, nor Ben Nelson (D-NE), who plucked billions, were invited to the celebratory soiree. In today's Senate, power goes to vote buyers, not sellers.
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HOUDINI HARRY spoke the usual falsehoods at his jubilation jamboree: people with health insurance will be able to keep it, and those without will be able to afford it under the nine-pound Immaculate Legislation, born on the Senate floor without open hearings or other visible gestation. He appeared confident Nevadans won't retaliate in 2010 just because he labored day and night to deliver a dreadful, budget-nuking death-bomb, over their passionate opposition. Yet the winning 60-39 vote may seal his political fate. Why would he risk his career on one lousy bill among hundreds?
Perhaps Reid reminisced about his own modest roots. A miner's son, he was born in Searchlight, Nev., a former gold-camp about 50 miles southeast of Las Vegas, perhaps best-known as home to the El Rey Bordello, which burned down in the early 1950's. In 2000, the town had a population of 576 and per capita income of $19,606 -- a far cry from Reid's current goldmine, a near-$200,000 Senate paycheck, not counting any income from his murky real estate interests. How high can he parlay his chips before losing?
As a boy, in the state that's now the U.S. gambling capital, Reid hitchhiked 40 miles each week to the nearest high school, where he played football and was an amateur boxer. Today, he shuffles a few steps from his office to the Senate floor, plays footsie with lobbyists and contends as a pugilist for Socialist schemers. He could be bluffing, or playing perhaps the biggest losing hand in gaming history. What's in it for him? An answer is suggested by the experience of previous Democratic Senate majority leaders.
A recent Rasmussen poll found the GOP ahead by an astonishing 8 points in the generic 2010 Congressional balloting. By comparison, the party was ahead by only 1 percent just before the 1994 elections when it wrested control of Congress from surprised Dems. If the Republicans' commanding lead holds or increases before the balloting, Donks could be in for an historic trouncing next year. Hence, Harry's "in your face" crusade for a highly-controversial health revolution is seen by many as virtually suicidal.
Comparisons are made to Japan's "Kamikaze", air attackers who dove suicide bombers at American warships in World War II. According to one Japanese historian, "Hara-kiri was a social class bound privilege given only to samurai (warriors) in order to protect them from being killed by executioners." Reid's bully-boys, of course, see themselves as America's royalty, with swords ready for Dem defectors. Reportedly, holdout Sen. Ben Nelson was warned to vote right on health care, or he'd never get a bill passed again. Apparently, he feared that more than voter retaliation for taking a dive.
Legislative historians may debate why Dems would follow their "win at any cost" samurai like lemmings going over a cliff. Self-styled moderates like Virginia's Jim Webb meekly obeyed orders. Florida's Bill Nelson, who's gotten away with his "sensible" act until now, eagerly joined the senior lynch-mob because the bill was needed. If it's so great, why did he amend it to grandfather elders in his state and four others into existing Medicare? Then vote to stick-it to those in all other states? Where's honor among thieves?
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Unless there's a drastic, unlikely change in voter sentiment, Reid seems destined to follow in the ill-fated footsteps of other small state tricksters who got elected as moderates and morphed into fanatical liberals upon being selected as Majority Leader, only to lose re-election as a result. Reid's predecessor, ex-Sen. Tom Daschle, for example, wore a soft "moderate" shirt while in South Dakota and ripped it off on returning to Washington, revealing his snarling Super-liberal self underneath. Then voters caught onto his game. In 2004, GOP Rep. John Thune beat Daschle by a 50.5%-49.4% margin, of 4,508 votes.
But old liberals never die, they just blaze away. After his defeat, Daschle got a consulting job with the lobbying arm of K Street law firm Alston & Bird, which represented many health industry clients. He also wrote a book advocating universal health care, and thereupon was nominated by President Obama as Health and Human Services secretary, where he could put his plan into effect. Unfortunately, an honest Democrat is hard to find, and the South Dakotan was forced to withdraw when it was disclosed he had evaded Federal income taxes big-time.
Still, Daschle's ideas lingered. His treatise proposed what some might call a "death panel", a new federal board which would specify who could receive health care based on cost-effective analysis. Theoretically, a senior with only a few more quality years left, as projected by actuarial data, might be rejected for expensive cancer surgery, in favor of giving it to a young alien with many years ahead voting for Democrats. Daschle conceded doctors and patients often view such decisions as "matters of life and death" and therefore "might resent" them. Huh? People don't like being killed? You jest! But funds for the plan were tucked in Obama's massive stimulus bill.
Also, panels to implement Daschle's life-devaluing scheme are included in the health takeover bills passed by the Senate and House, vaguely-worded to mask the deadly intent. How else could $500 billion be slashed from Medicare, except by withholding care?
So dogged Daschle is doing well in finances and influence. What about the Dem ML before him? That would be George Mitchell, plucked from a judgeship to fill the term balance of Sen. Edmund Muskie (ME), who resigned to become Bill Clinton's Secretary of State. Mild Mitchell worked his way to the ML position and became a notorious liberal partisan. In 1994 he turned down appointment to the Supreme Court, so he could continue Senate efforts to pass major health care legislation, thereby serving as a role model for Reid on the importance of Democrats' never-ending health care quest.
When "Hillarycare" failed, Mitchell retired from the Senate in 1995, but predictably joined a big Washington, D.C., law firm, Verner, Liipfert etc., representing big tobacco among other clients befitting a liberal war dove. This year he became Obama's special envoy to the Middle East, where he can keep a toe in the political waters. All further encouragement to Houdini Harry to carry on the fight.
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Okay, so a lot of Dem leaders have been flawed. What about Mike Mansfield (MT), who was ML from 1961 to 1977, longest of anybody. He retired unscathed by scandal and was appointed by President Jimmy Carter as Ambassador to Japan, where he served with distinction for ten years (including retention by the Reagan administration.) The Japanese loved Mansfield, and awarded him the Grand Cordon of the Order of the Rising Sun with Paulownia Flowers, the nation's highest honor for someone who is not a head of state.
While in office, Mansfield also fostered relations between his home state of Montana and Japan. The sister city of Helena, capital of the state, is Kumamoto-shi on Kyushu. In the newspaper postings mentioned above someone wrote, "Remember how proud we were of Mike Mansfield? He would show up at in Montana and he was surrounded by fans. Quite a difference with Baucus; except for Montanans' habit of reelecting its politicians." The esteemed solon died in 2001 at age 98. Heck, the guy was practically a saint! Why didn't some of the luster rub off on Reid?
Actually, it may. It's often overlooked, but after his retirement as ambassador, Mansfield became an advisor on East Asian affairs to well-paying Wall Street powerhouse Goldman Sachs. So he wasn't adverse to earning cash as well as praise -- and who doubts that Reid is similarly inclined. In his recent behind-the-scenes mentoring on Obamacare, the ever-helpful Dasche slyly could have mentioned to Reid the salary -- said to be $2 million in 2008 -- bestowed on him by the Alston & Bird law firm for his consulting role. What might Golden Sacks pay? Do visions of sugar plums dance in Reid's balding head?
Combine this with the fact that ex-Sen. Mansfield was a student of Japanese culture and doubtless was familiar with Hara-kiri. Some of this could have been imparted to Sen. Reid in casual conversations, shaping his future actions. If it's honorable for patricians to die for a cause, why not sacrifice your Senate career for a combo of Democratic Party sainthood and personal wealth? That, plus the esteem of going down swinging, would be nearly irresistible to an ex-boxer from Searchlight who now wants the spotlight on him.
In the end, Reid's "Hara-kiri" is a double-game, much like the double-counting of ObamaScare income to make it appear financially solvent. If he wins re-election he returns to the Senate as a conquering hero. If he loses, he cashes in on Wall Street, K Street, or anywhere else where the price is right. Besides being wealthy, he's adored as a man of principle who fought for health care for all Americans. What a guy!
But remember Thomas Jefferson's words: ". . .God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. . .The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."